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Fifty ways to kill mosquitoes July 26, 2013

Posted by stinawp in Uncategorized.

I’d say this will make Paul SImon roll over in his grave, but he’s not dead yet.  So maybe it’ll put him there.

In any case, it’s pretty easy to turn “Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover” into “Fifty Ways to Kill Mosquitoes”… just replace the title verse and the list of ways.  I won’t reproduce the whole song here, but here’s the new list:

Give ’em a smack, Jack.                                                                                Turn on the fan, Stan.                                                                                  You need a decoy, Roy.                                                                                Just get yourself free.                                                                                    Don’t make a fuss, Gus                                                                                   You don’t need to mush much.                                                                  Just spray your sleeves, Lee                                                                             And get yourself free.



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